do you ever talk to someone and literally everything they say is so fucking adorable and you just wanna talk to them for hours about nothing in particular because talking to them is the best part of your day
kill the imposter
I need something like this to happen again.
You could’ve reblogged that from me
SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE
imagine banana with any other vowel
when someone disturbs me while i’m eating
In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.
You can’t possibly say no to that.
"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."
This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada
I have never been prouder to be Canadian
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad