"I came back from work today only to find someone sleeping on my bed. Fortunately, I know who it is. Naps are needed around here." Joshua ‘18
If i ever see any of you in public, the code is
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?
When bae lies to u but u have screenshots
this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said
"sister, that’s fashion"
and just walked away
someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live
no really, it’s in construction
it’s coming along nicely
they put up the flags
i want to adopt him
i just tried to change the breed and then jESUS CHRIST
"what would you do if your boyfriend cheated on you?"
Phantom of the Opurrah
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.